Countdown - 3 weeks
Three weeks until the HAG moves in.
While he is busy down there trying to pack up his whole life into lots of big boxes, I am up here trying make room for all his crap... er... stuff.
My flat (soon to be "our flat"!) has two bedrooms and the spare bedroom will have to have the double bed and other items of furniture moved out so that it can be turned into the HAG's office. I think "office" is just an excuse for a boy's room filled with drums, loud speakers, pictures of naked women, mini-fridge of beer... OK, maybe only the first two are true (yes, we're going to be really popular with the neighbours...) but who knows if the other two will appear when I'm not looking...
The master bedroom has a built-in double wardrobe which at the moment is jam-packed with my clothes (but I never have anything to wear, of course). I have to clear out half of the space for the HAG's clothes! Why??? He only has one pair of jeans and a T-shirt! He could just wear those on him the entire time - why would he need wardrobe space??? (I'm sure you can't tell that I'm in a bit of an exaggerating mood...) Thank goodness the spare bedroom has two built-in double wardrobes so I will just have to move the stuff I don't wear very often into those. Why would the smaller bedroom have more wardrobes? Design FAIL.
Right now, I don't really use the bathroom very often as I have an ensuite. The main bathroom is for guests (and pooping when the HAG is up... you didn't need to know that...) and for when I feel like a relaxing bubble bath. The ensuite is full of bottles and jars and tubs of cleansers, face cream, eye cream, face masks, blah blah (hey, don't judge. I don't look young for my age without a bit of help)... they might have to migrate to the main bathroom when the HAG moves in... either that or I get rid of all those lotions and potions and start looking ugly. Then the HAG will probably dump me. Hmm... tricky...
While he is busy down there trying to pack up his whole life into lots of big boxes, I am up here trying make room for all his crap... er... stuff.
My flat (soon to be "our flat"!) has two bedrooms and the spare bedroom will have to have the double bed and other items of furniture moved out so that it can be turned into the HAG's office. I think "office" is just an excuse for a boy's room filled with drums, loud speakers, pictures of naked women, mini-fridge of beer... OK, maybe only the first two are true (yes, we're going to be really popular with the neighbours...) but who knows if the other two will appear when I'm not looking...
The master bedroom has a built-in double wardrobe which at the moment is jam-packed with my clothes (but I never have anything to wear, of course). I have to clear out half of the space for the HAG's clothes! Why??? He only has one pair of jeans and a T-shirt! He could just wear those on him the entire time - why would he need wardrobe space??? (I'm sure you can't tell that I'm in a bit of an exaggerating mood...) Thank goodness the spare bedroom has two built-in double wardrobes so I will just have to move the stuff I don't wear very often into those. Why would the smaller bedroom have more wardrobes? Design FAIL.
Right now, I don't really use the bathroom very often as I have an ensuite. The main bathroom is for guests (and pooping when the HAG is up... you didn't need to know that...) and for when I feel like a relaxing bubble bath. The ensuite is full of bottles and jars and tubs of cleansers, face cream, eye cream, face masks, blah blah (hey, don't judge. I don't look young for my age without a bit of help)... they might have to migrate to the main bathroom when the HAG moves in... either that or I get rid of all those lotions and potions and start looking ugly. Then the HAG will probably dump me. Hmm... tricky...
posted by Eva at 9:04 PM
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2 Comments:
yeah, thats dumb abt the wardrobe space being smaller in the bigger bedroom. cant believe ur gonna live with a boy...oh wait...cant believe i will have to do that too once i get married...nooooooooooooooo
Re Ling: Did you forget about that teeny tiny insignificant aspect of marriage? I hope Mr Dorky doesn't need much wardrobe space :P
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